Me: How many student lodgers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You: I don't know, how many student lodgers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Me: One to tell the landlady that the light fitting she has is for a bayonet, not a screw in, and one person employed by the student to slap the woman for waking the student up at 4am to screw in a f*cking lightbulb!
...true story.
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